fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

handbaskethell:

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

Pretty much me right now. Geeze.

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

knackorcraft:

mid0nz:

nanodash:

nanodash:

I’m not even going to attempt to gif this. Watch it. Now. 15 pendulums, not interacting with one another, each with a slightly different time for a full swing.

Results in gorgeousness.

In case you missed it

Mesmerizing.

Is it weird that that made me tear up a bit? Gorgeous.

romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

"Even if I can scrub you off my skin, I can’t scrape you out of my mind."

Jeigo (via usinlove)

"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love."

(via sensitizes)

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe

kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe

angrytransblogger:

marcovicci:

darkcountrymagic:

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

image

this one?

pizza:

watashi-wa-fabu-gozen:

whores:

nickelodeonjonas:

poopflow:

maleteen:

pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly

unfollowed

blocked

reported

im telling pizza

i’m a little offended